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Curb

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:57:04 +0100

Yo mama's so dumb, that she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a curb.
LOL

The chicken crossing the road

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:54:26 +0100

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it wanted to get to KFC.

Went to the fair

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 17:55:27 +0100

I went to the fair today in houghton with ma mate. It was fab! When we first looked for it, we couldn't find it so after a while we went back to the park which was the first we looked and the fair was there after all. It was just at the back. It was so annoying as we spent the most of the day looking for it and only spent 20 mins in the fair! AHH! LMAO

The arsenal badge

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 11:47:35 +0100

GET IN THERE

Lovely chicken

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:25:45 +0100

Why don't you eat your chicken with a bit more flavour. Why not try my extra.
You could drip some lemon on the chicken (depends how much you want) and then put some srawberry jam on the side like apple sauce.
Thats my secret!

A football team with crazy jokers

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:26:02 +0100

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of mad jokers?
Madjester United!

oink oink

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:48:44 +0100

Playing at the park with water balloons

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:26:36 +0100

In the summer, i went to the park with my brother to meet up and play with my friends. As usual my bro and i get some change to go to the shop during the day. When we went up to the shop, we saw packs of water balloons which came by the hundreds. The price was a pound per pack so we bought some to throw. We went back down to the park and went inside the pub toilets to fill some of them up. When we had done so, we took some out to the park to play with. When we got to the gate a selfish girl tried to take it so i poped it and made her get soaked by the water. Then her friend chased me as she was a loony. She soon got her mum and then my dad put them both back in line with a couple of words.

My fottie life (part 1)

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:26:52 +0100

I play alot of sports but football is is my favourite. I play in a really good team called st.martins and they are da bomb. Even though i prefer playing football by myself improving myself, i enjoy and would rather play in a group. I have sick skills and score lots of goals as i am a striker but i dont like to show off.

Tennis raqets and a skunk

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:27:16 +0100

What do you get if you cross skunk with a pair of tennis raqets?
Ping pong!