August 14, 2009
Yo mama's so dumb, that she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a curb.
LOL
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : jokes
August 14, 2009
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it wanted to get to KFC.
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : jokes
August 1, 2009
I went to the fair today in houghton with ma mate. It was fab! When we first looked for it, we couldn't find it so after a while we went back to the park which was the first we looked and the fair was there after all. It was just at the back. It was so annoying as we spent the most of the day looking for it and only spent 20 mins in the fair! AHH! LMAO
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : True stories
July 29, 2009
GET IN THERE
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : kewl pics
July 29, 2009
Why don't you eat your chicken with a bit more flavour. Why not try my extra.
You could drip some lemon on the chicken (depends how much you want) and then put some srawberry jam on the side like apple sauce.
Thats my secret!
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : food
July 29, 2009
What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of mad jokers?
Madjester United!
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : jokes
July 29, 2009
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : kewl pics
July 29, 2009
In the summer, i went to the park with my brother to meet up and play with my friends. As usual my bro and i get some change to go to the shop during the day. When we went up to the shop, we saw packs of water balloons which came by the hundreds. The price was a pound per pack so we bought some to throw. We went back down to the park and went inside the pub toilets to fill some of them up. When we had done so, we took some out to the park to play with. When we got to the gate a selfish girl tried to take it so i poped it and made her get soaked by the water. Then her friend chased me as she was a loony. She soon got her mum and then my dad put them both back in line with a couple of words.
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : True stories
July 29, 2009
I play alot of sports but football is is my favourite. I play in a really good team called st.martins and they are da bomb. Even though i prefer playing football by myself improving myself, i enjoy and would rather play in a group. I have sick skills and score lots of goals as i am a striker but i dont like to show off.
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : sports
July 29, 2009
What do you get if you cross skunk with a pair of tennis raqets?
Ping pong!
Posted by Laura Johnson. Posted In : jokes
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Hi, ma name is Laura and i am quite an adventerous girl. I have a wide imagination and love to have fun all the time. I play alot of sports and study hard in school. Even though i study hard in school, i am no-where near a teachers pet.
I play alot of football and play for a team called st.martins. They are one of the best teams. We play in the home counties league and always love a challenge. I support arsenal as they are the best team and i bet the ladies team could stand a chance of beating man u (the mens team). I would love to see that match!